The Baddest Bitches
I list my top 5 (fictional) baddest bitches.
Everything about air travel is terrible.
If you’re anything like me (and I’m not advocating that), you love to travel and hate to fly. I am one of those uptight, paranoid travelers who always shows up […]
The Adventures of Werner Herzog!
My Dog Doesn’t Love Me.
For the last 4 and a half years I have shared my life with a dog named Billie Holiday. The first time I saw her at the pound, I knew […]
My name is Artsy
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Star Wars and Food Porn
I baked my first apple pie! Okay… It’s not really a pie, it’s a tart. And even worse, it’s French! I’m not going to go into the recipe because I […]
The Nazi Incident
So, now that I’ve gotten over my complete-photography-based-breakdown, I can safely say that I survived. I was even able to salvage a few pictures from one of those corrupted cards […]
Don’t Be Like Me
This is a crappy photo of Mike and I dressed up as Gomez and Morticia Addams for Halloween. It is crappy quality because I took it with my phone. It […]
JUST IN CASE…
Just in case you were wondering where I’ve been (which you probably haven’t), my camera broke and I had to send it into Canon to be repaired. It was very […]
“If I don’t get some cotton candy and a corndog, there will be hell to pay!”
When I was a kid I wanted to be a carny. Is it offensive to call fair-workers ‘carnies’? I don’t know, but that’s what I called them in my head, […]
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